DotA Allstars Endless Story
LOVE TINY's AND HIS ALLY COMBO!
TINY + TECHNIES = EPIC
TINY + RASTHA = WOW
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Johndoe humbly requests all you viewer's forgiveness for not providing anything useful for the past few posts. From now on, he promises that he'll work hard to give useful stuff instead of his normal boring things.
To Johndoe : start posting good stuff now!1!1!111!!!!
Google Easter Eggs
Try this:
Go to Google and type in the words then click I'm Feeling Lucky
1. google l33t - for google webpage in 1337 mode
2. google loco - for weird and loco google webpage
3. google gothic - for a cool gothic Google trademark
4. ewmew fudd - for wackiness
5. google linux - for the penguin
6. google easter egg - for eggs
7. answer to life, the universe and everything - for this, click 'Google Search' instead to view the number
New Seven Wonders of the World
Learn to Read with George
See me jump.
See me run.
See me hop.
It is fun.
See me hop.
See me run.
See me jump.
Fun, fun fun.
See me jump.
On my bed.
I jump so high.
I bump my head.
On the ceiling.
On the roof.
I hit it hard.
Ouch! Ugh! Oof!
I say a word.
It is bad.
It is rude.
I am glad.
I like to swear.
It is fun.
Bad words, rude
words.
Fun, fun, fun.
Hop, hop, hop.
Bump, bump, bump.
Swear, swear, swear.
Jump, jump, jump.
On my tummy.
On my bum.
See me jump.
Fun, fun, fun.
Hear my bed springs.
Hear them groan.
Hear them squeak.
Hear them moan.
Squeak, squeak,
squeak.
Groan, groan, groan.
Creak, creak, creak.
Moan, moan, moan.
This is not good.
This is bad.
Mum will hear.
She'll get mad.
I'll be in trouble.
I'll be sad.
Big trouble, bad trouble.
Bad, bad, bad.
Oh no! Oh no!
Here she comes.
Oh no! Oh no!
Here comes my mum.
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
Down the hall!
I do not like this.
Not at all!
The door flies open.
She's mad as hell.
See her point.
Hear her yell:
'Are you jumping
on your bed?
You stupid boy!
You'll crack your head!
I've told you once.
I've told you twice.
It is not good.
It is not right.
You must not jump
upon your bed!
Do you understand?'
she says.
I can fib.
It is fun.
I can fib
to anyone.
I fib to Dad.
I fib to Mum.
Fib, fib, fib.
Fun, fun, fun.
See me shrug.
Hear me fib.
'But, Mum,' I say,
'I never did.
It was not me.
It was my legs.
My naughty, wicked,
jumping legs.'
See my mummy
shake her head.
See her drag me
off the bed.
Hear her say:
'That is not true.
I will have to
punish you.'
See me struggle.
See me fight.
See my mummy
hold me tight.
Being punished
is not fun.
See me bite her.
See me run.
See me run.
Run, run, run.
See Mum run.
Run, run, run.
See us run.
Run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
Fun, fun, fun.
Around the bedroom.
Out the door.
See the staircase!
See me fall!
Down the stairs
on my rump.
Hear me bounce.
Bump, bump, bump.
See me land.
On the floor.
See me run.
To the door.
I must get out.
I must go fast.
Mum is looking
danger-arse.
See the door.
It opens wide.
See two big legs.
They step inside.
This is not good.
This is bad.
Those big legs
belong to Dad.
I must get out.
I must get past.
I must think quick.
I must think fast.
I know what!
I'll play a game.
Dad's a tunnel.
And I'm a train!
'Look out!' I say.
'Let me through!
I'm a train.
Choo, choo, choo.'
I push my head
against his knees.
'Toot-toot,' I say.
'Open, please.'
See Daddy smile.
He bends down low.
'Go, little train.
Go, go, go.'
He opens his legs.
I'm almost out.
But then I hear
my mummy shout:
'Stop that boy!
Stop him now!
He must be stopped!
I don't care how!
He's jumped and fibbed
and fought and bit.
He must not get
away with it!'
Feel Daddy's legs
squeeze me tight.
'What's this?' he says.
'This is not right!
You should not jump.
You should not fight.
You should not fib.
You should not bite.'
See Daddy grab me
by the ear.
Hear Mummy whoop
and clap and cheer.
Hear Daddy rant, roar,
rave and boom.
See them shut me
in my room.
I'm in trouble.
I've been bad.
I sit on my bed.
I feel sad.
But I know how to make sad stop.
I can jump.
I can hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
Jump, jump, jump.
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Bump, bump, bump.
On my tummy.
On my bum.
See me jump.
Fun, fun, fun.
See me run.
See me hop.
It is fun.
See me hop.
See me run.
See me jump.
Fun, fun fun.
See me jump.
On my bed.
I jump so high.
I bump my head.
On the ceiling.
On the roof.
I hit it hard.
Ouch! Ugh! Oof!
I say a word.
It is bad.
It is rude.
I am glad.
I like to swear.
It is fun.
Bad words, rude
words.
Fun, fun, fun.
Hop, hop, hop.
Bump, bump, bump.
Swear, swear, swear.
Jump, jump, jump.
On my tummy.
On my bum.
See me jump.
Fun, fun, fun.
Hear my bed springs.
Hear them groan.
Hear them squeak.
Hear them moan.
Squeak, squeak,
squeak.
Groan, groan, groan.
Creak, creak, creak.
Moan, moan, moan.
This is not good.
This is bad.
Mum will hear.
She'll get mad.
I'll be in trouble.
I'll be sad.
Big trouble, bad trouble.
Bad, bad, bad.
Oh no! Oh no!
Here she comes.
Oh no! Oh no!
Here comes my mum.
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
Down the hall!
I do not like this.
Not at all!
The door flies open.
She's mad as hell.
See her point.
Hear her yell:
'Are you jumping
on your bed?
You stupid boy!
You'll crack your head!
I've told you once.
I've told you twice.
It is not good.
It is not right.
You must not jump
upon your bed!
Do you understand?'
she says.
I can fib.
It is fun.
I can fib
to anyone.
I fib to Dad.
I fib to Mum.
Fib, fib, fib.
Fun, fun, fun.
See me shrug.
Hear me fib.
'But, Mum,' I say,
'I never did.
It was not me.
It was my legs.
My naughty, wicked,
jumping legs.'
See my mummy
shake her head.
See her drag me
off the bed.
Hear her say:
'That is not true.
I will have to
punish you.'
See me struggle.
See me fight.
See my mummy
hold me tight.
Being punished
is not fun.
See me bite her.
See me run.
See me run.
Run, run, run.
See Mum run.
Run, run, run.
See us run.
Run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
Fun, fun, fun.
Around the bedroom.
Out the door.
See the staircase!
See me fall!
Down the stairs
on my rump.
Hear me bounce.
Bump, bump, bump.
See me land.
On the floor.
See me run.
To the door.
I must get out.
I must go fast.
Mum is looking
danger-arse.
See the door.
It opens wide.
See two big legs.
They step inside.
This is not good.
This is bad.
Those big legs
belong to Dad.
I must get out.
I must get past.
I must think quick.
I must think fast.
I know what!
I'll play a game.
Dad's a tunnel.
And I'm a train!
'Look out!' I say.
'Let me through!
I'm a train.
Choo, choo, choo.'
I push my head
against his knees.
'Toot-toot,' I say.
'Open, please.'
See Daddy smile.
He bends down low.
'Go, little train.
Go, go, go.'
He opens his legs.
I'm almost out.
But then I hear
my mummy shout:
'Stop that boy!
Stop him now!
He must be stopped!
I don't care how!
He's jumped and fibbed
and fought and bit.
He must not get
away with it!'
Feel Daddy's legs
squeeze me tight.
'What's this?' he says.
'This is not right!
You should not jump.
You should not fight.
You should not fib.
You should not bite.'
See Daddy grab me
by the ear.
Hear Mummy whoop
and clap and cheer.
Hear Daddy rant, roar,
rave and boom.
See them shut me
in my room.
I'm in trouble.
I've been bad.
I sit on my bed.
I feel sad.
But I know how to make sad stop.
I can jump.
I can hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
Jump, jump, jump.
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Bump, bump, bump.
On my tummy.
On my bum.
See me jump.
Fun, fun, fun.
DotA Allstars v6.45
Main Changelog:
* Increased Barrier cooldown
* Improved cast range on Lightning Grapple
* Increased Laser mana cost from 95/110/120/145 to 95/120/145/170
* Remade Pit Lord's ultimate
* Nightstalker's Crippling Fear now has a minor effect during the day
* Added an extra bounce to Scepter upgraded Chain Frost
* Increased Drow's Silence AOE from 250 to 275
* Improved Dragon Knight's Agility base and growth
* Improved Sniper's Agility growth a bit
* Bloodstone now gives you bonus health and mana regeneration for each charge it has on it
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iPhone
The iPhone is a multimedia and Internet-enabled mobile phone by Apple, announced by company CEO Steve Jobs during the keynote at the Macworld Conference & Expo on January 9, 2007, that was released on June 29, 2007 in the U.S.
The iPhone's functions include those of a camera phone, a multimedia player, and mobile phone. It also offers Internet services including e-mail, text messaging, web browsing, Visual Voicemail, and local "Wi-Fi" connectivity. User input is accomplished via multi-touch screen with virtual keyboard and buttons. Apple has filed more than 200 patents related to the technology behind the iPhone.
Specifications
The specifications as listed on Apple's website are:[42]
Screen size: 8.9 cm (3.5 in)
Screen resolution: 320×480 pixels at 160 ppi
Input method: Multi-touch screen interface (the "Home" button is the iPhone's only physical front panel button)
Operating System: OS X
Storage: 4 or 8 GB Flash memory
Quad band GSM (GSM 850, GSM 900, GSM 1800, GSM 1900)
Wi-Fi (802.11b/802.11g), EDGE and Bluetooth 2.0 with EDR
2 megapixel camera
Built-in rechargeable, non-removable battery with up to 8 hours of talk, 6 hours of internet use, 7 hours of video playback and up to 24 hours of audio playback, lasting over 250 hours on standby.[10]
Size: 115×61×11.6 mm (4.5×2.4×0.46 in)
Weight: 135 g (4.8 oz)
Digital SAR (Specific Absorption Rate) of 0.974 watts per kilogram
Why Buy An iPhone?
- Touch Screen
- Media
- Internet
- OS X
The 3.5 inch (8.9 cm) liquid crystal display (320×480 px at 160 ppi) HVGA touch screen topped with optical-quality glass[10] is specifically created for use with a finger, or multiple fingers for multi-touch sensing. No stylus is needed, nor can an ordinary one be used, as the touch screen requires touch by something with the physical properties of bare skin to operate.[
The layout of the music library differs from previous iPods, with the sections divided more clearly alphabetically, and with a larger font. The Cover Flow, like that on iTunes, shows the different album covers in a scroll-through photo library. Scrolling is achieved by swiping a finger across the screen
The iPhone has built-in Wi-Fi, with which it is able to access the Internet (through a wireless network) via a modified version of the Safari web browser.
Apple has confirmed an optimized version of the Mac OS X operating system (without unnecessary components) runs on the iPhone.
What iPhone Lacks:
- Balls
- No voice dialing, voice recording, instant messaging nor memory card slot
- No BlueTooth
- Battery: which is non-removable, and once depleted, will need to be replaced by the manufacturer for a fee
- Balls
- Good Price. (U$499 for the 4 GB model and US$599 for the 8 GB model)
Mayor Waits for IPhone, Then Leaves Line
Source
Wikipedia
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