Borat's Kazakhstan Anthem

Here's the lyrics:

kazakhstan greatest country in the world
all other countries are run by little girls
kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
other countries have inferior potassium

kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool
it's length thirty metre and width six metre
filtration system a marvel to behold
it remove 18 percent of human solid waste

kazakhstan, kazakhstan, you very nice place
from plains of tarashenk, to northern fence of jewtown
kazakhstan friend of all except uzbekistan
they very nosey people with bone in their brain

kazakhstan industry best in world
we invented toffee and the trouser belt
kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region
except of course for turkmenistan's

kazakhstan, kazakhstan, you very nice place
from plains of tarashenk, to northern fence of jewtown
come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
from junction with the testes to tip of it's face